Tigger: Guess there won't be any party, huh? Piglet: We've ruined your schedule, haven't we? (Chuckles) Isn't this fun? But we're supposed to be having fun. Now, do you know what's next on the schedule? Charades! Won't that be fun? Pooh, would you start? Go ahead, Pooh. Rabbit: Another slice of cake? Of course, Piglet. Tigger: Follow them fuzzballs! Whoa! You little bunnies! That a away to the party. Tigger: Come out, come out, whatever you bunnies are! Well, I planned this party for 6:00, and it is 6:00. Where is everyone? They know they're supposed to be here on schedule. Pooh: Oh, bother! We must find them soon, or. Tigger: Calling all bunnies, Calling all bunnies. Rabbit: (Window Wipes) Where could they be? Oh! They must be at Piglet's. Better add some more, I wanna do this right for the first time. Gopher: Those little insects think they can throw me off schedule, huh? I'll show 'em. Let the party begin! Uh, why, oh, where is everyone? I distinctly told them to be here at 6:00 sharp. Pooh: If we hike too far we won't be back in time for Rabbit's party. Tigger: Uh, what are we stopping for, Pooh boy? Rabbit: It seems the only way to get things done in a timely, efficient manner is to do them myself. Gopher: Give me 15 minutes to get honey, will he? I'll get it in 10. Anything! If I'm going to have this party, and I am going to have this party, I have to get things ready! Rabbit: There's no time for sorry! Keep these creatures occupied for the next hour. Rabbit: Where did the schedules say bunnies cry? Where? Show me where? Piglet: Then the big, mean giant gobbled up the whole village. Oh, no! Fifteen minutes! Hurry! Hurry! We've gotta get back on schedule! Piglet: Boom! Went the big, mean giant as he jumped off the beanstalk. Just came over to see how everything's going. Rabbit: You're taking too long, Pooh! Time is wasting! while he reads you a story for the next two hours. Rabbit: Now, you bunnies go into the bedroom with your Uncle Piglet. Rabbit: Because it isn't on the schedule. Piglet: Why, don't you have the party now, Rabbit? Rabbit: No, no, no, no! No, no, no! Go away! Shoo! Shoo! Come back in two hours! Rabbit's Relatives: (Chittering, Laughing, Clamoring) Rabbit: Oh, my! That's them! I can hear them! They're coming! New schedule! New schedule! Tigger, you no longer have 10 minutes to dust! You have 10 seconds! Piglet! Rabbit: Tigger! 3:22! You're behind schedule again! Tigger: Now, we haven't been washing behind our ears, have we? (Chuckles) Pooh: Was that one dash of salt? Or one dish? Rabbit: Tigger! 3:21! You should be washing the windows! You're behind schedule! (Gasps) Piglet! It isn't an Easter party. Tigger: I'll save some time and sweep this dirt under the rug. Rabbit: No, no, no, no, no! The decorations are wrong! This isn't a Halloween party! Rabbit: It's 3:05, Tigger! You're falling behind schedule! Piglet! Add two egg whites, one cup of flour, two cups of sugar, dash of salt, pinch of vanilla, and then throw it in the oven and bake. Rabbit: Fun? Did you say fun? This is a party? Who said anything about fun? From 3:04 to 3:43 you'll bake cakes. Tigger: List? When a Tigger gives a party, he just opens the door and hopes for the best. Just follow your list of things to do, and the party will be a success. The key to giving a perfect party is an airtight schedule. Party! (Screams) I forgot! I have 500 relatives coming at 6:00! (Stammering) Oh, my! Oh, my! I gotta make. Ah! Why, isn't everyone as organized as me? And what's next? Number three, prepare for party. (Humming) Happiness is making a schedule and keeping to it. Rabbit: (Gargling) Ah! Number one, brush teeth. Join Pooh and his pals from the Hundred Acre Wood for play-along fun that's full of laughter, friendship and imagination! New discoveries await within each delightful adventure!
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